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Notes When mom says you have to go put on pants because people are coming over

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Notes The teacher asks Timmy, “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”

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leatherwithlace asked: Merry Christmass andd have a Happy New Year Alex! :)
Stay Cutee :) :)

-Simonaah Kayy <3
aw thanks :$ <3

Merrrrry Christmas to you too:)

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